just dont do it

you will lag and you will die

you will overestimate your powers and accidentally try to skullbash on some lurers then get trapped and laugh and die and be pissed in the morning

only play on alt chars if you suspect your BAL is > .06

Rule of thumb, if you are seeing crosseyed don't log in on your main even if you know that you are in a safe zone and plan on staying there because you know that one online friend you have is going to call you out to try to get you to help and you will die because you press wrong hotkey. Prove me wrong, although, all of this goes to shame when you get online drunk and wipe out an entire team of noob pk's. Nothing can top that.

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